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• Beachside fixer-upper among offerings in $22 billion federal garage sale

  Thu Sep 29, 2011
  • I'm just glad we could shuttle hundreds of millions to the Pakistani earthquake victims (who hate our guts) and build nice new schools and bridges for the Iraqis (who hate our guts). Kinda cool also to provide security for the worlds heroine suppliers in Afghanistan too.

• No hoax: NASA says satellite fell in South Pacific

  Tue Sep 27, 2011
  • We're all soooo proud of you, and Frank, and Greenspan and Paulson and every other champion of the credit/housing bubble.

• No hoax: NASA says satellite fell in South Pacific

  Tue Sep 27, 2011
  • It be no can if sat faall no way tech man do poo no gosh we can yes we can make about as much sense as control time 80's junklab why thunder peanut butter...hahahaha

• No hoax: NASA says satellite fell in South Pacific

  Tue Sep 27, 2011
  • Just another piece of America's former greatness coming down. The Romans to had to fold up shop as a jet ski on credit in the garage of every adjustable rate mortgage home was no longer feasible with the Mex-er...barbarians at the gate.

• 80 people arrested at 'Occupy Wall Street' protest

  Sat Sep 24, 2011
  • I actually saw on NBC coverage some Aikido in use and amazingly, it worked.

• Freed hikers: Iran held us because we're American

  Sun Sep 25, 2011
  • Remember the Jewish American that thought it would be fun to go freelance himself for employment as a communication/radio tower technician in Iraq right after the coalition took over? He was promptly plopped down onto his knees in an orange jumpsuit and had his head sawed off with a rusty pocket …

• Rogue UBS trader is 'sorry beyond words,' lawyer says

  Thu Sep 22, 2011
  • He's actually a Nigerian prince and just needs $100 from each of us for a small filing fee to free up his family inheritance. Come on guys lets do this thing, I don't see how we can lose!

• Rogue UBS trader is 'sorry beyond words,' lawyer says

  Thu Sep 22, 2011
  • I spilled coffee on the carpet at work once, made a stain.

• Gamers solve molecular puzzle that baffled scientists

  Sun Sep 18, 2011
  • Or, the same MIT grads that went into finance and dreamt up all the complex financial instruments that brought down the global economy could get together and play one, like Goldman vs Merrill.

• Gamers solve molecular puzzle that baffled scientists

  Sun Sep 18, 2011
  • This should be applied to working on the space elevator tether and as a follow-up game the issues of space junk and the elevator climbers. CNT's are a natural for this....